"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." -Erica Jong
Humorous Spiritual Quotes
Of course you can be spiritual and have a sense of humor. Here you find some funny quotes and a link to the spiritual page that is the "punchline" of the quote. Often the quote means the exact opposite.
"Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.
So procrastinate now, don't put it off."
- Ellen DeGeneres
See Spiritual Growth
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield
"The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh
for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
- William Davis quotes
“English? Who needs to spend time learning that?
I'm never going to England!”
-Dan Castellaneta
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning
to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
-Robin Williams
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."
-Unknown
See Yin-Yang
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying,
'Damn, that was fun.'" -Unknown
See Temptation
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
It's a question of finding a sickness you like."
-Jackie Mason
See Spiritual Health
"Do not try to solve all life's problems at once,
learn to dread each day as it comes."
-Donald Kaul
"The only function of economic forecasting
is to make astrology look respectable."
-John Kenneth Galbraith
See Daily Horoscopes
"Some people like my advice so much,
they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."
-Gordon R. Dickson
"Let us make a special effort to stop communicating
with each other, so we can have some conversation."
-Judith Martin
"The American people would not want to know of any
misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
-Dan Quayle
See Spiritual Quotes
"A bone to the dog is not charity.
Charity is the bone shared with the dog,
when you are just as hungry as the dog."
-Jack London
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe
when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
-Woody Allen
See Spiritual Laws
Funny Humorous Spiritual Quotes
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